And I tend to show my affection for people through food. I wouldn't mind spoiling you. Really. But I fully expect due reciprocity.
No apology necessary. I would have let you get away with it even if you had known what you were saying. But given that you didn't, I see no reason not to let you totally off the hook. I do, however, need you to elaborate on your friend who can turn into a rock. This isn't the same one who shoots lightning from his dick, is it?