Because I don't trust anyone making friends difficult to obtain. I thought we already went through this.
This is me behaving myself. A few hours and it's already exhausting. For how long have you been behaving if you don't mind me asking?
Midgardian? That's Norse mythology, isn't it? Are you Scandinavian?
And if this spot happens to be America, then thank you, but no thank you. American bacon is an insult to bacon. However if we end up in Britain, I will show you what real bacon is meant to be.