I don't know what a Hufflepuff is. Nor do I particularly care to. It isn't about making friends, although it does sound as if you're well practiced in working with those you don't get on with. I wonder why?
I'm personally not in the market for new friends either, but I am trying to behave myself.
No, Midgardian bacon. It comes in a lot of sorts of ways, what I proposed was the way that it happens to be found in this particular spot.