"He does not look delicious," Stan said, and it came out more tired than a warning. He'd perfect the art of being done with stupid jokes by the time he'd hit about seven thanks to one Richie Tozier. "He looks dignified." That wasn't really true, but Stan was just going to personify this turtle a little bit.
"Oh no," he murmured when he had a hand full of turtle -- which he immediately pulled closer to his person because he didn't want anyone else to notice that they'd just nicked an entire fucking animal on a whim. "This is terrible, what have we done." And okay, he was complaining but managed to sound a little excited all at once.