The fact that Stanley was soooooo stern about it just made Killian grin even more devilishly. And in a stunning turn of events, he didn't line his eyes with kohl (not when there wasn't a body of water nearby to need it, to help with the glare of the sun), but bright blue eyes still managed to look like they had sharks swimming in open seas there anyway.
"Pick which one you want," he murmured, sliding in close and pressing up against Stan suggestively - if he was sporting a stirring in dark jeans, well, only his manfriend would know about it. Plundering got him so excited, what could he say.
Or maybe it was Stanley being stern, oooooh. Punish him for breaking the rules, please. Pirates - you couldn't take them anywhere.