"A pirate accountant though," Stan said, although it was pretty great to picture just a normal guy with sensible sweaters, spreadsheets and a handy T-9 on board a pirate ship. Even still, he wouldn't have managed. Or, alternately, he would have taken over as Captain just to make sure things were done his way.
"That's sort of the sad part about visiting zoos and aquariums," Stan said, following the sawfish with his gaze. "I know it's supposed to be informational and in some instances there's even conservation, rehabilitation and more at work but... it just feels a bit like everything is dying out." And it was usually their fault. That didn't mean that Stan wasn't the type to stop and read most every sign though.