Lemme see if I can remember them in order... it's a great party trick when I can.
4. Never ask "Who's there?" or "Is anyone there?" (though the question was implied not explicitly stated) 12. Always Google your vacation destination first. 13. Always avoid Maine, Rhode Island, Texas, and Florida, plus all abandoned houses, barns, gas stations, hotels, camps, wax museums, and hospitals. 14. Never accept invitations to the mansions of eccentric rich people. (possible, but not for certain, I don't know who runs this place) 15. Always make sure someone knows where you are. 29. Always stay in well-lit and preferably well-populated areas. 30. Always avoid enclosed spaces like closets, elevators, and crypts. 37. Never split the party. 38. Never go anywhere alone, not even to the bathroom. 82. Never stay in a house that was built on a cemetery, ancient burial ground, was once a funeral home, was used for occult practices, or whose previous inhabitants went mad, were horribly murdered, or committed suicide. (also possible but not yet confirmed) 115. Never listen to the omnipresent disembodied voice telling you what to do, especially if it's offering you gifts of talent, fame, or wealth.