"Did you wreck any of them? Or more importantly, were any of you hurt?" He really didn't mind if they took his cars out, as long as nobody was injured in the process.
"And I'm fairly certain I don't want to know what you did in the back seat."
He hadn't been a perfect child, and he actually had no problem with them drinking as long as they stayed in the house and didn't try to drive. The smoking wasn't something he was terribly familiar with, but he was also sure that there were worse things.
"And then she said they'd been separated, which was sad to hear."