Maybe we should make a top ten list of reasons why someone would want to go outside.
10.) They missed the memo. 9.) They are stupid. 8.) They crave adventure. 7.) They really need that pizza. 6.) If everyone else is doing it, why not me? 5.) They want to die. 4.) They happen to be immortal. 3.) Being dino chow turns them on. 2.) They give no fucks. 1.) They have a hero complex.