Well, this all looks like an incredibly terrible idea but I'm absolutely going to go see dinosaurs anyway. Because dinosaurs. I was an 8 year old boy once, and some things never change.
Also... Just a thought here. If we were issued credit cards, it seems like this might be a place where we get to keep what we purchase or find. Now's a good time to stock up on... I don't know. I suppose whatever the gift shop has in it. If it's anything like all the other major theme park attractions I've been to, there'll be some actual useful stuff there.