To those I have yet to meet, my name is Dr. Hannibal Lecter. While it has been my pleasure to prepare meals for many of you, I am a psychiatrist by profession, and I would like to offer my services. Our situation is certainly bizarre, and I have noted that many of our fellow guests find themselves here directly following a trauma of some kind. Whether you desire in-depth therapy or merely a listening ear, my door is open to all.