First one, kinda redoing it from earlier since I have some new babes. ANYWAY. I was reminded of it after seeing it on yinake @ lj's journal and over at phantomisland. :D
Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for some very random questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it.)
1. Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII) 2. Takashi Natsume (Natsume Yuujinchou) 3. Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji) 4. Harumi Fujiyoshi (Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei) 5. Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) 6. Tooru Kouno (Princess Princess) 7. Wolfram von Bielefeld (Kyo Kara Maoh) 8. Ritsuka Aoyagi (Loveless) 9. Eiji Kikumaru (Prince of Tennis) 10. Ayato Naoi (Angel Beats) 11. Satsuki Hanabusa (Yumeiro Patissiere) 12. Yamada (B Gata H Kei)
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Tooru/Satsuki) Tooru... and Satsuki would actually work. I haven't READ any, obviously, because lol whut. But if Satsuki was a bit older... well, he's got similar personality traits to Yuujirou and I could think of a few ideas with that! ...But I doubt it will ever, EVER happen. XD
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Harumi) ...Yes. Harumi is the sexiest yaoi fangirl EVAR. I mean hell, there are like. Pin-ups of her.
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Yamada/Ritsuka) FIRST OF ALL I think everyone's heads would explode. Not just because Ritsuka would've lost his ears to a girl who wants to sleep with one hundred men, but that he got pregnant by having sex with her. I think it would be the crackiest fic ever.
4. Can you rec any fics about 9? (Eiji) YES actually. There are others, but I think I really love this even though it's not a fic-fic in the strictest sense.
Would 2/6 make a good couple? (Natsume/Tooru) Uh. They'd respect each other's privacy. But I don't think Natsume could handle Tooru's occasional imagination spurts whenever Tooru would think he was going to tell him something. Plus.. they don't really look good together, y'know? XD
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Buffy/Eiji or Buffy/Ayato) Uhhhhhh. Buffy/Eiji just 'cause... it's about a thousand times more likely to happen than Buffy/Ayato. And that's saying something, 'cause I still can't see Buffy/Eiji happening. XD Though come to think of it, if Ayato wanted Buffy for some reason he'd just have to tell her to do it, so that makes it MORE likely but not really... likably likely.
7. What would happen if 7 (Wolfram) walked in on 2 (Natsume) and 12 (Yamada) having sex? Wolfram would scream. Do I need to go into more detail? It'd probably involve throwing things and telling them to lock the door.
8. Make up a summary for a 3/9 fic. (Sebastian/Eiji) ...Uhhh. OKAY. So Eiji got hypnotized by Ayato to try to seduce Sebastian because Ayato wants to take over the world the school? Idfk. So anyway he sends Eiji after Sebastian to get some blackmail material! Yeah I don't know. That or Ciel needs some info from Eiji and Sebastian has to get it. >_o
9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Cloud/Ritsuka) Uhhh, no? I don't think so. There could be. I doubt it exists, but if they weren't serious boundaries, it could.
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Wolfram/Yamada) ...Uh. "You Seduced My Fiance, Whore!" IDFK. They wouldn't get along. At all. They're opposites. There would just be hurt. No comfort, much screaming.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Harumi/Cloud) I-- do I have to? Uh-- Harumi cosplays Zack and Cloud thinks it's really hot for some reason.
12. Does anyone on your flist read 7 slash? (Wolfram) Wolfram. UHHH. I... do? XD; IDK MAN IDK
13. Does anyone on your flist read 3 het? (Sebastian) ...It's possible. Technically, if you read the manga, there was some Sebastian het in that. So anyone who read the manga is guilty of this, and if you go beyond that then that's chill too. :O
14. Does anyone in your flist write/draw 11? (Satsuki) Doubt it. XD I think I'm the only one I know who's actually watching this!
15. Would anyone on your flist write 2/4/5? (Natsume/Harumi/Buffy) YOU KNOW WHAT NO BUT IT COULD. NATSUME ALWAYS GETS ALL THE CHICKS SOMEHOW.
16. What might 10 scream at the moment of passion? (Ayato) "SAY IT! I want you to call out for your god when you come!" ...'cept if it was with Otonashi. Then he'd be all cutesy about it.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about 8 (Ritsuka), which song would you choose? The Mean Kitty Song.
18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Cloud/Tooru/Yamada) fic, what would the warnings be? DEMON CONDOMS. TOYS. CROSSDRESSING. COSTUMES. KINKY SHIT. INSERT ANYTHING YOU EVER NEEDED TO BE WARNED ABOUT HERE AHAHAHAHA. The only thing that could warrant more were if Harumi was involved too.
19. What might be a good pick up line for 2 to use on 10? (Natsume/Ayato) "...You look like you've got some red-eye coming on."
20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Buffy) Not for a looooooooooooooooooong time.
21. What is 6's super sekrit kink? (Tooru) If you can get him to feel relaxed and/or refreshed, he'll probably do about anything you want.
22. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Satsuki/Eiji) ...Eiji's kind of like Ichigo except with reflexes instead of being klutzy, and tennis instead of cakes. Well, tennis instead of professional pastries. Eiji can cook too! ...So it could happen. Satsuki obviously has a thing for Ichigo, even if she and Kashino are probably closer. Though Satsuki likes teh ladies so it might be a little awkward unless Eiji grew a vagina again.
23. If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Sebastian/Wolfram) AHAHAHAHAHA well at least they're... somewhat maybe the same species not really at all okay. THEY'RE BOTH OLDER THAN THEY LOOK. But uhm. Sebastian. Obviously. Was that really a question?
24. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Wolfram/Ritsuka) Upset. Very upset. They go together like water and oil. x_o;
25. 1 (Cloud) and 9 (Eiji) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Eiji) suddenly runs off with 4 (Harumi). 1 (Cloud), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (Satsuki) and a brief unhappy affair with 12 (Yamada), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Buffy) and finds true love with 3 (Sebastian). ALL OF THAT I COULD'VE ACCEPTED AS POSSIBLE IN A BIZZARO UNIVERSE UNTIL SEBASTIAN. XD FINDING TRUE LOVE WITH SEBASTIAN DOES NOT HAPPEN. FOR ANYONE. Especially not Cloud! XD I mean heck even the unhappy affair with Yamada would make sense! (I mean, considering that she and Kosuda EVER get to finally have sex without him ending up in the hospital, her hiding between his legs in a hospital so that they don't get caught, him passing out from staying in the bath too long...)
Name three people on you flist who might read it and name one person who should write it. IDK MAN IDK.
SECOND ONE. Nabbed it from over at projectzero. I'll do me, then if you were mentioned in the meme above you hafta reply to it, kay? XP
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Taylor
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Tayizzle (first three letters of you name and izzle)
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Metallic Neon Green Maine Coon (fav color and fav animal)
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Rayan Stearnlee (your middle name and the street you live on)
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Klita (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: Violet Road Warrior (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME: Aiyl?me. (QUESTION MARK B/C IDFK MY DAD'S MIDDLE NAME. IDFK MY DAD.) (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Anne ???? (parents middle names)
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: Bloody Toby (bloody and the name of one of your pets)
OTHER THAN THAT, anyone who wants can feel free to ask any of the following muses questions and they'll be ~REQUIRED~ to answer them honestly because I'm making Naoi hypnotize anyone who doesn't obey. Muses available for talking: