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SUPREME LULZ MEME-ERY. [13 Jan 2010|03:23pm]
I haven't done any of these kinds of memes in a reaaaally long time. XD Instead of fave characters like the meme asks for though, I'm doing it with mah musies (present or past) so I actually have something to post here, for uber-lulz.

Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for some very random questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it.)

1. Sebastian Michaelis (Kuroshitsuji)
2. Cloud Strife (FFVII-- so older-Cloud)
3. Harumi Fujiyoshi (SZS)
4. Juliet Capulet (Romeo X Juliet)
5. Eiji Kikumaru (Prince of Tennis)
6. Ritsuka Aoyagi (Loveless)
7. Wolfram von Bielefeld (Kyo Kara Maoh)
8. Cloud Strife (FFVII:CC-- so little-teenage-Cloud)
9. Kuja (FFIX)
10. Tooru Kouno (Princess Princess)
11. L (Death Note)
12. Kazutaka Muraki (Yami no Matsuei)

The questions:

1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Ritsuka/L)
....................N-No. For... obvious reasons. XD L might want to study him just to figure out how anyone would actually have cat appendages that are dictated by an individual's virginity though.

2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Juliet)
Uh. Not particularly hot, I would say... More just pretty. :D

3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Muraki/LilCloud)
Well, for starters, I think Muraki would be hated one HELL OF A LOT MORE. It would be rape. And confuse the hell out of Cloud AND his boyfriend Zack.

4. Can you rec any fics about 9? (Kuja)
Nope. I'm waaaay too picky about Kuja-related fics because most people fail and characterizing him properly.

Would 2/6 make a good couple? (Older!Cloud/Ritsuka)
Ritsuka just cannot get people his age in ANY universe, can he? I don't think they would though, since they're both kinda... depressing and Cloud's bad at expressing his feelings, which would seriously frustrate Ritsuka, who has enough trouble understanding his own.

6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Eiji/Kuja or Eiji/Tooru)
... -dies a death from inability to breathe while laughing at those-

U-Uh, for Eiji's sake... Eiji/Tooru. Because Kuja would probably kill him before he got the chance. XD

7. What would happen if 7 (Wolfram) walked in on 2 (older!Cloud) and 12 (Muraki) having sex?
...RAPE. RAPE! WOLFRAM WOULD BE PISSED OFF BECAUSE HE BELIEVES THAT ZACK AND CLOUD HAVE A WONDERFUL RELATIONSHIP AND THIS MEANS THAT CLOUD IS CHEATING ON HIM... until, y'know, he realizes that Cloud ISN'T enjoying it and he would seriously try to kill Muraki to keep Cloud safe. B/C Wolfram is secretly heroic like that.

8. Make up a summary for a 3/9 fic. (Harumi/Kuja)
Harumi Fujiyoshi woke up one morning after having dreams that lead her to believe she should not play any Final Fantasy game, no matter how beautiful the characters were, for 24 hours straight. 23 was probably okay though.

9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Sebastian/LilCloud)
...Pffft what. No. XD

10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Wolfram/Muraki)
...I think my brain just broke. I really don't think that would ever be possible in any way, but I have a feeling if it did it would be after Muraki did something absolutely horrible then visited Wolfram in the middle of the night to sadistically "comfort" him and try to twist him into believing he was completely okay with what happened because Wolfram secretly is a horrible, fucked up person. Even though he's really not. But that's what it would be about so it would be something along the lines of "Corruption."

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Juliet/Sebastian)
... -brain sizzles- I-I don't think that's... possible... I can't even-- ....

12. Does anyone on your flist read 7 slash? (Wolfram)
Uhhh. I don't.. know. I do. Does that count?

13. Does anyone on your flist read 3 het? (Harumi)
I don't even know if that exists. I mean, it might. But I don't think anyone I know reads it...

14. Does anyone in your flist write/draw 11? (L)
I don't think so?

15. Would anyone on your flist write 2/4/5? (Cloud/Juliet/Eiji)
I don't think so. And if it ever happened I think Zack, Romeo, and Fuji would all be pretty damned devestated. Probably others too. Hell, I think Cloud would be pretty devestated, Eiji would be confused as hell and wondering where the hell he is, and Juliet would probably cry. It wouldn't be pretty. Let's stop thinking about it!

16. What might 10 scream at the moment of passion? (Tooru)
Probably either his lover's name or... something about making a mess on his dress.

17. If you wrote a song-fic about 8 (LilCloud), which song would you choose?
Rockstart Supernova- "Be Yourself (And 5 Other Cliches)"

18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 (Sebastian/Ritsuka/Muraki) fic, what would the warnings be?
OH GAWD. RUN RITSUKA RUN. ;__; Warnings would be: Noncon, violence, gore, pain, shota, poor little cat boys losing their ears and making me CRY and SEBASTIAN'S NOT HELPING.

19. What might be a good pick up line for 2 to use on 10? (Older!Cloud/Tooru)
"...I crossdressed once too."

20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Eiji)
Like... probably less than a week ago.

21. What is 6 super sekrit kink? (Ritsuka)
Ritsuka's super SEKRIT kink? ...He actually likes it. Probably restraints, since even though he doesn't like them in battle I can imagine if it was in private with Soubi and Soubi said it was to help with "training" I can imagine that getting pretty steamy.

22. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (L/Kuja)

23. If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Harumi/Wolfram)
Harumi and... Wolfram. Uh... Well... probably... uh... Harumi... in her head. Maybe. I don't think they'd be capable of having sex due to Harumi's extreme fascination of him having sex with other boys and Wolfram's fiance existing.

24. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Wolfram/lilCloud)

25. 1 (Sebastian) and 9 (Kuja) are in a happy relationship until 9 (Kuja) suddenly runs off with 4 (Juliet). 1 (Sebastian), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 (L) and a brief unhappy affair with 12 (Muraki), then follows the wise advice of 5 (Eiji) and finds true love with 3 (Harumi).
-explodes- MMKAY SEBASTIAN AND KUJA I CAN SEE FOR PURELY AESTHETIC REASONS. Then Kuja getting a fascination with Juliet is also possible, though I can't imagine Juliet wanting it. Sebastian/L would not happen b/c L = JUSTICE, SEBASTIAN = SCREW THE RULES, I'M A DEMON. But as for a one-night stand, I suppose that means they don't know eachother which would be possible and a mess of black-haired lanky boys. Sebastian would somehow manage to top, despite that L so would not willingly let him. But since it's a one-night stand, Sebastian went and found the most fucked-up person on the planet and thought him fascinating for a while until Muraki got fascinated back and there was general unhappiness because Sebastian was probably on orders by Ciel to do something so he couldn't leave yet. So they end that when Ciel calls Sebastian back and Muraki's like WTF HE GOT BETTER and probably would turn into uber-stalker on his ass. That Eiji gave the wisest romantic advice around is a tell-tale sign of the apocalypse, especially if it lands Sebastian with Harumi, who so wouldn't mind as long as she got her shotafest involving Ciel which is probably wrong but she likes it anyway. I suppose it'd be a happy ending because Harumi wouldn't be all clingy, she'd just be fine as long as there was general yaoi in the vacinity. XD

Name three people on you flist who might read it and name one person who should write it.
I don't know if anyone actually watches this anymore, but if they do... XD YOU MAY IF YOU WANT IDK.
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