It's uh... Millicent's brother. Hey. How are things? Uh. Yeah. You're not going to tell Millicent I sent you an owl are you? She's go BALLISTIC. Anyway, I wanted to ask you a favor if that's okay. And you know if it's not. I'll tell Millicent you were mean to me and she'll go BALLISTIC on you? Man I should have been sorted Slytherin. And I'm kidding. She'd just tell me to suck it up anyhow. Okay sorry, got distracted.
So. Can you find Millicent a boyfriend? Or a girlfriend? Sometimes I'm not entirely sure which she'd prefer but I'm leaning toward the boyfriend mostly because she complains about girls all of the time. shit not you or anything Okay so that's kind of a big task I know but uh... I dunno can you NOT TELL HER I ASKED YOU THIS FIRST AND FOREMOST and maybe just get her to try? She doesn't listen to me. But I think it'd uh.. be good for her. Maybe just get her to put on something that she wouldn't wear to clean out a stall or to sit behind a desk and uh get a drink somewhere that's not Knockturn Alley? Just rambling. Clearly.
And really please, don't tell her about this. She'll murder me in my sleep next time I'm home from Hogwarts.