"I may have been given advice to buy you a puppy," Theodore admitted, wincing a bit even as he said the words and staring down at his hands. He fiddled with them, running his thumb over the inside of his palm while recalling that horribly embarrassing journal entry that had been hexed to the female population. He had an excuse for behaving so ridiculously, but in any event, he still hopped that the potion wasn't a foreshadow into the behaviour he would normally express while in love. He wasn't equipped to handle such shamelessness.
"I hexed an entry to all of the girls, and they told me how to impress women," Theodore admitted, his mouth just running now as he continued to give up embarrassing information. Demelza was awfully trustworthy, and after seeing her a) in her underpants and b) experience an orgasm, he didn't feel as though there was an unfortunate situation that he couldn't bring up. She wasn't the type to tell everyone, right? Besides, everyone else with breasts had read Theodore's stupid entry. "It wasn't my... most brilliant move."