I intend to drink during. Boring public appearances and family functions are why they invented garter flasks.
That's rich. "Did you hear about the explosion?" You should have told him you were some sort of bandit cavechild and thought it was God farting, just to see his reaction. I would have done. Perhaps he would have choked on his own tongue.
The brothel's been busy. Nothing like a reminder of death to have the upper elite fucking like terminal patients.