caradoc wants the world to know she's pheme (scandalacious) wrote in conq_network, @ 2013-12-23 12:44:00 |
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Entry tags: | pheme |
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Dear Santa (since you're probably one of us) --
This year for Christmas I just want money. Or real estate. Something that I can turn into money. More hits to my gossip blog would also be peachy, but it's been a slow news business since there's been nothing new released about the murder of Odin.
If you give me coal I'll find a way to turn Rudolph into reindeer jerky.
Yours,
Caradoc Leigh Boudreaux, aka You-Know-Who ♥♥♥