My name is Thor Odinson. I have a few confessions to make. Some of which lay heavily on my heart. But the truth needs to be spoken so I can finally move past it.
1. Some of you know that I consider myself a mighty god but the truth is I am merely a guy obsessed with his hammer. Without Mjolnir I am only a man with an ego as big as Stark Tower.
2. I deeply regret not being a better uncle. That I let her clean up my dirty dishes is inconsiderate of me. I should know better! My niece is not my maid! I also believe it is my turn to clean the bathroom.
3. I have come to the realization that sorcerers will always be better. Brute force just cannot make up for the finesse of magical skills.
4. Singing under the shower is not very godly of me.
Having said this is a relief! I hope I can be forgiven for my misconceptions. Katherine, you are the best niece I could possibly wish for. I promise to clean up after myself.
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