February 2024




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Mar. 13th, 2022


Please, someone tell me what has happened to me.

Last night everything was normal. This morning I look like this! Like someone cut off my hair in the night, and gave me tattoos, and my clothes appear to have been replaced with some bright-coloured stretchy fabric which leaves nothing to the imagination. I'll have to wrap myself in a sheet.

It's going to scare the children.

Feb. 28th, 2022


I know I'm not the only woman here raising children on her own, and that can be very hard when it wasn't what you planned to do. I was always lucky to have other women in my community help me, back where I'm from. I thought it might be something we could do here. Would anyone be interested in meeting on Friday mornings? We could talk about any issues, or just have a friendly chat, and maybe support each other with babysitting and other practical matters. It can get lonely otherwise, especially if you have little ones. You can bring along any children who aren't in school, and we'll keep an eye on them together.

Feb. 25th, 2022


Backdated to 17 February because RL sucks

i have a daughter and she has a name. she is hulda svensdóttir.

she is beautiful. and i am tired.

Feb. 13th, 2022


[Message visible to everyone who attended magic class today]

There are so many people with wondrous talents here, and I want to be honest with you. I'm not really a healer. At least the healing I do isn't natural. It's just something I can do, a strange gift I have.

Feb. 11th, 2022


Having tried them, I can say that the washing machine and tumble dryer are two of humanity's greatest inventions. They're no good for woollens, but even so, they've saved immense amounts of time, since I'm doing the laundry for eight people.

Are there any other inventions I should know about?

Also, if anyone needs overnight childcare so that they can attend the evening Valentine's Ball, I'd like to offer to help. We're staying in a hotel here, and I think for this purpose I'll set up one big room for the boys and another for the girls, with me sleeping in an adjacent room in-between so that I'll wake if anyone needs me. It's probably best that I don't take anyone under five or so, because they'll need more individual attention than I can give, but if you've got an older child who won't mind sharing with others, I'd be happy to have them stay over for supper and sleep.

Feb. 9th, 2022


I don't know if I should complain about this or not, but my toddler likes to take naps just when she starts to get really fun to be around. She fell asleep while she was showing off how she could make animal noises but for the wrong animals. Bunnies roar, did you know bunnies roar? Adorable. But now she's napping and I have nothing else to entertain me. No, I don't sleep. So instead of causing trouble to keep myself busy I'm gonna open up some questions to all of you. Sounds fun, right?

Answer whatever you feel comfortable answering:
1) Do you have any phobias? What are they?
2) What is the weirdest place where you kissed?
3) Have you ever bribed someone?
4) What are you most likely to get arrested for?
5) Would you rather stay young forever and never meet the love of your life or grow old with the love of your life?
6) Pick one: Babies dressed as animals or animals dressed as humans?
7) Pick one: Owe money or owe a favor?
8) Pick one: Share food or don’t share food?
9) Pick one: Time machine or magic wand?
10) Pick one: Painful truth or comforting lie?

Feb. 8th, 2022


Would anyone be interested in another round of speed dating? It is very close to Valentine's day, but I think everyone should have at least a shot at the possibility of finding love.

Feb. 7th, 2022


Well, thank goodness that is behind me. Although, I did wonder if I might make it to a full calendar month this time around.

Do you need to remove this implant again, or make any adjustments?

Feb. 4th, 2022


Time for some exciting reminder messages about all kinds of exciting things.

School )

Genetic Database )

Obstacle Course )

Jan. 30th, 2022


Hello everyone,

For those of you I haven't met, I'm Hannah Hale. I arrived here yesterday, and I've been told some very remarkable things about this place. It's utterly vast, and I think it would be very easy to get lost and never see anyone. I was told that this was an appropriate place to make introductions. I'm here with my seven children. It's just us. Their father died in the war. Most of them seem to like it here very much, not least because of the size of our living space!

I should also mention that if you have back trouble, or other persistent aches and pains, I'd be happy to treat them. I'm very good at it, and I can guarantee you will notice a difference.

Jan. 29th, 2022


Shocking weird.