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Can't you kids just stay kids?! Wising up on new parenting techniques, because you've aged ten years in a day, is annoying. I have games to play.

What the actual fuck just happened? And for the love of God, either cut my head off or tell me where I put the painkillers.

Christ.

Ugh, fuck. What in under God is happening now? Arthur?

There's a poker game tonight. It could serve as a distraction if you need one. I'll be there.

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I think the island's done something to Rosie, my dog. She seems younger and she's acting like she doesn't recognize me.

I keep seeing a shark when I go outside. I think it's the same one each time.

I might stay inside now, except for when I need to walk Rosie.

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I cannot believe I'm doing this.

Okay, this doesn't look like home where Henry and I should be nor does it look like I'm back in the Enchanted Forest. Where am I? Did the Curse get me again or something? Someone better do some explaining.

I erm..

I got you and the kid something for Christmas. Yeah I know, a bit late. Do I need to explain what Christmas is?

My daughter, Rachel's, birthday is on the ninth of December. She's turning four. I'm going to have an all-day celebration for her. In the morning we'll be visiting various pirate themed attractions in Disneyworld and having an afternoon tea party at the Garden View Tea Room. Then we're going through the door to visit London for sight-seeing. She wants to see a real palace. After that, it'll be back to the island for dinner, birthday cake and ice cream at my apartment.

So to sum up:
9:00 Disneyworld
2:00 Tea
3:30 London
5:00 Dinner at my apartment.


All children and their guardians are invited to attend. No gifts are needed. I understand that it will be a busy day, and some may be able to attend some of the events but not all of them. So if you'll join us, please let me know here. And if you're only able to join us for part of the day, let me know which part/parts.

Thank you.

(ooc: This is backdated, as Cuddy would have planned this more than a week in advance)

I am beginning to think that I am not meant to be happy

Connor has gone.

My daughter's looking forward to Halloween on Thursday. I'm taking her out trick or treating with another parent and child. If any other parents and children want to join our little group, feel free.

I know Halloween isn't a known tradition for everyone here. If anyone needs treats to hand out, I can give you some candy in advance. Or if you'd like us to avoid your home/apartment, just give me the address and we will skip it.

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Hi Dad.

I found some pictures on my computer of me when I was a baby. I thought you might want to know there was a time you knew me have them. You gave me the hat in the pictures.

I'm sending this e-mail to mom too, so she can see them.

(attached Picture One and Picture Two and Picture Three )

Sunila

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You and I are friends, correct?

Good day,

I thought it best to contact you through the network in the first instance.

I have been receiving a series of immunisations from Dr Banner, since I'm afraid that I come from a time when there was no known immunisation against many diseases that you now say are all but eradicated.

This is all very well, but in case you are not aware, my son has arrived on the island. It seems that he is here to stay. He is not yet three years of age, but he has never had an immunisation. In fact, I doubt if he has seen a doctor since the day he was born.

I have no idea what the recommendations are for children, but I believe many of the immunisations I have been receiving are normally administered in infancy. Can anyone advise?

Thank you,
Ernest Hemingway.

How is it at the hospital, dealing with morons?