Mr Rochester
I'm not really sure what is going on with Maryanne right now but I wanted to assure you of a few things.
I have been deep frying food since I was old enough to reach the top of the stove so I know what safety precautions to take. Sand bass and crappie do not actually stink up the place unless they are left out to rot.
I am in no way doing this to try to impress a man. I'm doing this because my friend and I caught quite a lot of fish through the door and I didn't see a point in just putting it in the freezer.
I would have no problem bringing food to you if you wish to remain in your apartment bit still want to try it. I completely understand.