Text to Richie Tozier Hi! I don't know how old you are right now (especially because I should've said happy birthday days ago - HAPPY BIRTHDAY) so this will almost definitely make no sense.
Older-you said that you were just a guy who knew a guy, but you 'knowing a guy' has really, very literally saved my life. So thank you doesn't cover it, and I can't even buy you a drink because it's all free / you might be 12 now. But I suppose I just wanted to say thank you, and if you ever need to call in a favour, I'm your man. As long as it doesn't involve heavy lifting. I'm not your man for that.