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[Jan. 1st, 2021|01:00 pm] |
Happy new year.
The sun is so bright. I'm never going to leave this sea of blankets.
The first person to bring me food and headache potions wins... what do they win? My undying love and affection. That is all. |
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[Dec. 30th, 2020|02:40 pm] |
someone could probably smuggle a dragon by floo right now and nobody'd notice, that's the level of fucks anyone's giving in the department this week
not a suggestion |
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[Dec. 26th, 2020|10:29 pm] |
The Prophet needs wittier journalist. You really aren't selling me on the scandal of it all.
[Teddy, James & Albus]
We really ought to start betting on who ends up in the paper next, though my money will always be on Jamey. |
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[Dec. 18th, 2020|09:21 pm] |
free to good stomachs:
candy canes with character
assorted colours and flavours avail
all help welcome |
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[Dec. 10th, 2020|02:02 pm] |
holiday decorations are all fun and games until your garland nearly decapitates an elderly witch
remind your families not to obscure floo entrances unless they're interested in risking a trip to St Mungo's and a network disconnection |
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[Dec. 6th, 2020|12:20 pm] |
i didn't close down my shop early enough for Christmas orders
and now i will forever suffer
sos send coffee
( new art! ♥ )
but still day dreaming |
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[Nov. 22nd, 2020|06:21 pm] |
so is the hag by the door a feature of the building or what? |
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[Nov. 19th, 2020|07:09 pm] |
laur: have you signed the bloody papers yet?
also laur: gives my address as diagon instead of the muggle one da gave her
also also laur: he'll cover the costs??? 550 quid? are you mad? she's fucking mad |
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[Nov. 15th, 2020|11:58 am] |
not to alarm anyone and especially anyone with kids but a hag's set up shop down by the entrance and she seems pretty reluctant to leave |
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[Oct. 21st, 2020|01:40 pm] |
Automatic sweets dispenser 4 Halloween facing some setbacks rn, bc it keeps throwing chocs at my face instead of putting them into the bucket.
[Baddock]
Any luck finding the tools? I got an arse tonne of that foam stuff and the other components I needed.
[Ppl who were angry about that war themed party]
So has anyone done anything/tried to do something about this bs yet? |
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[Oct. 15th, 2020|08:00 am] |
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[Oct. 15th, 2020|01:46 am] |
okay turns out "take a shot every time some dickhead asks if you're old enough to be serving their drinks" isn't such a good idea when you're still on shift.
[Vic.]
hey! I have a question. |
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[Oct. 11th, 2020|08:33 pm] |
FIG WHAT DO U THINK?
Vic, can I recruit u at some point once I get this together to make it some semblance of accurate looking? Construction's easy. The arty parts aren't my thing. |
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[Oct. 9th, 2020|08:17 pm] |
what
the
actual
fuck |
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[Oct. 7th, 2020|10:51 pm] |
fun fact: it is definitely illegal to booby trap your floo and then invite your ex over
further fun fact: it doesn't help your legal case if you forget some of the traps never went off when a floo technician comes over to fix your set up |
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[Oct. 6th, 2020|03:49 pm] |
i'm late
i'm too busy
i'm still doing inktober
i might need to be saved from myself |
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[Oct. 6th, 2020|01:36 pm] |
tuesday toilet thoughts:
your cousins have cousins you aren't related to. how fucking unsettling is that shit? how you gonna go have this whole other fam without me tho?
the betrayal
rox and^letts isare the only real ones on this tree |
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[Oct. 5th, 2020|05:52 pm] |
(ooc: the initial ward is very weak but he doesn't much curr rn)
[vic]
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[Oct. 4th, 2020|12:21 pm] |
getting voice noticed is never not weird.
[victoire.]
hey, you're an artist, right? |
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