Apparently I'm a terrible person for even suggesting that a child needs a consistent bed time. How dare I. I'm truly a monster for suggesting that kids this young need that kind of structure in their lives. Along with you know, most other things. Like baths. Or making sure that your kid doesn't just eat jelly beans for dinner "because they seem to like it and it's the only way to make them stop crying". Be the grown up. Deal with it.
Right. I'm the monster here.
I'll be in Inverness in my garden weeding if anyone needs me.