You really like to think you can read people, huh?
Excuse you. It's not like I asked for that, you know. Just like my annoying, idiot brother didn't ask for the media to swoop in and peck his last 2 relationships to death. And you'll be surprised to find out, some people like outlandish, thank you very much. Because it's better than sitting around showing off how little free time you give yourself.