P A R K E R What you're going to just be like "hm, yes father you know the small thing i have befriended eons ago." and then he's like "be more specific son of mine." and after whatever description you use that day, you then add "I wish to allocate my personal funds toward her living situation." I hiIiIighly doubt that will get a "understandable, have a good day."
You're mental. I love you to itty bitty Nott-shaped pieces, but you're mental <3