Someone just asked me about modeling codpieces. Because of District 4 and Marlin and the Capitol being obsessed with getting me out of my pants again. Okay, the last part was implied.
They want me to wear a codpiece. In front of people. Probably on TV.
This must be my punishment for wanting to laugh when that girl got Marlin in the junk
[Maalik, Mags, Achilles]
In news not related to codpieces, I've been trying to buy the complete collection of the Hunger Games, you know, the videos, but it's like everywhere in the Capitol is sold out of them this time of year. Do any of you have a copy I can borrow for a while?