"Very mature," Peter said with a roll of his eyes, flicking his own hand before the dress could hit and sending it out of the way. Well, clearly it was too much to hope that Chris could act mature about this. Really, now that he was more awake, it wasn't a big deal. "It's not like we did anything. Two other people, neither of whom were actually us, were involved in a situation that we just happen to remember." When he put it like that, it really didn't sound so bad at all. "So if you could stop with the wholly unnecessary heterosexual freakout? That would be great." He'd gotten over his own 'heterosexual freakout' years ago. He liked people. Gender wasn't a huge thing for him, even if he did generally prefer women. And, of course, there was the fact that he hadn't actually had sex with Chris. His alternate universe self had had sex with Chris's alternate universe self. There was a big difference.
"Now, can we actually discuss this like adults," he asked, "or are we going the 'let's never speak of this again and pretend nothing ever happened' route?" Both were distinct possibilities with Chris. He was sort of hoping for the former, if only because it wouldn't aggravate his headache