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Rose Tyler (blaidd_drwg_) wrote in colligo_threads,
@ 2011-07-17 21:50:00

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rose tyler, the doctor (metacrisis)

WHO: Rose and 10.2
WHAT: A verrrrrrrry drunken mistake of identity
WHERE: A pub
WHEN: Sunday night
RATING: TBD
STATUS: In Progress

Rose was pissed. There was no point in lying about that fact. She was as smashed as they come. And it wasn’t her fault. Sirius, the bloody doggy git that he was had got her drunk. As usual. Bad influence that man. Fucking gorgeous but a bad influence. But she loved him and if things went to shit with the Doctor she would be dragging his sculpted by angels arse to her bed and never letting him out. Other than to run errands for her. Treat her like a Queen. He’d make a good harem boy...

The less she thought about that the better.

She had found a group of people that came into the pub she worked at a couple of times and just stuck with them. She had lost Sirius somewhere after the last pub, she can vaguely remember him saying he had to get back home and her responding with some mix of insults. But when she went into the next pub all was forgotten. She had not known the Doctor to really sit in a pub himself, and she didn’t know if it was just her mind playing tricks but he didn’t look his normal sober, stern type. Grinning brightly she left the group and went straight to him, not even saying hello before she was snogging his face off.

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handysparehand
2011-07-17 09:00 pm UTC (link)

The Doctor was not usually the sort to get drunk. Among other things, it tended to impair the function of his frankly magnificent brain. Furthermore, getting drunk when one was a Time Lord was bloody hard work. Oh, it could happen, but in general, Time Lord resistence to alcohol was quite high, and their ability to consciously control certain aspects of their biochemistry made it a little harder for them to loosen up enough to get drunk in the first place. Not so for the Metacrisis Doctor, however. He might still possess some of that control, but his biochemistry and metabolism had changed.

Still, just to be sure he got the full effect of the alcohol, he made certain to start with some ginger beer. It did wonders for lowering his tolerance levels or those of any Time Lord. Then, once he was properly receptive to the wonders of the vine, he had a few glasses of wine, followed by a few banana daiquiris, and now, he was truly and properly smashed. He was so smashed, in fact, that when Rose walked through the door and practically shoved her tongue down his throat, he didn't think to protest. He just wrapped his arms around her and started kissing back. Why not? he thought. After all, his current incarnation was very good at it, and so was Rose, and they were going to be married one day.

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blaidd_drwg_
2011-07-17 09:21 pm UTC (link)

Rose hummed a little in content against his lips, holding tightly to his shoulders as she felt herself stumble. Giggling, she moved so she was, a little unsteadily, sitting on his lap. She wasn't going to stop any time soon. She didn't stop until she heard the jeers from some of the people she had arrived here with. Pulling away from his lips she gave them a rather rude gesture before looking back at him.

"God I fucking missed you." She didn't normally swear in front of him but to be honest she had no control over anything at the moment. Smirking, she leaned in so her lips were close to his. "And I missed fucking you."

Laughing softly, she pressed her lips to his again.

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handysparehand
2011-07-17 09:24 pm UTC (link)

Blinking, the Doctor tried to process what Rose had just said. He was very nearly there when she started kissing him again, and any progress he had made flew right out the window. He didn't care what she'd meant just now. She was kissing him and it was brilliant. Add to that the fact that she was sitting on his lap and he was buzzed out of his gord and he couldn't be happier.

Sadly, however, he no longer had a respiratory bypass system, which meant that eventually, he had to come up for air. He reluctantly pulled away from Rose and inhaled a huge gulp of oxygen. His voice broke a bit when he finally found enough words to speak. "Hello, you."

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blaidd_drwg_
2011-07-17 09:38 pm UTC (link)

"Hello," she muttered in response, only turning away from him to order a drink. She knew she probably was close to the stage of being refused but she had never been refused a drink in any pub in this place since she got here, and she had drank a lot more than this.

"What are you doing here?" she slurred out. A stupid, stupid question but oh well. Clearly he was here for a drink but in her drunken haze that was a question that must be asked.

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handysparehand
2011-07-17 09:41 pm UTC (link)

"Getting drunk," he answered, as simple and straightforward as possible and oh so very far from his usual love affair with words and stringing together as many as possible in one sentence. He tightened his hold around her waist to keep her from slipping while she ordered her drink, and raised his free hand to signal that he'd like another banana something. He didn't care what, as long as there were bananas and alcohol in it. "Thought it sounded like a good idea. And look! It was."

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blaidd_drwg_
2011-07-17 10:31 pm UTC (link)

"It really was," she replied, humming once more as she pressed her lips to his neck. They weren't exactly the only ones and when the barman gave them the drinks, Rose quickly gave over the money and the only comment he made was to keep it to clean fun and if it was going to develop they had to get out. She was banking on them leaving soon.

Taking a sip of her drink, she laughed when she saw what he had, picking it up to take a sip. She should have known.

"You and bloody banana's," she muttered against his neck since her lips had went there straight away.

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handysparehand
2011-07-17 10:54 pm UTC (link)

"Oi. I like bananas. Bananas are good. Loads of potassium. Didn't I tell you that? I could swear that I did. Back when I was all ears and no hair." Ah, there it was, the rambling. Drinking made rambling easier. He just put the words together without pausing to think of what they meant or how they sounded. He might try that, later, if his mind wandered off in that direction, but right now he was rather distracted by the feel of Rose's lips against his neck. "You going to keep doing that? It's all right if you are. I like it. It's just ... you're not going to get to drink anything if you're going to keep doing that. I did mention that I like it, didn't I?

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blaidd_drwg_
2011-07-17 11:21 pm UTC (link)

"Think you did."

She didn't really care about the past right now. She was a bit focused on giving his neck a bruise and getting even more drunk. If she had been as sober as she usually was during times like this, she would have realised by now that the pulse she could feel was different. But her drunken mind didn't put that fact through her brain just yet.

"I know you like it. I can tell you like it. Can feel it," she muttered against his ear, nipping his lobe before giggling, lifting her glass and drinking nearly all of it.

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handysparehand
2011-07-17 11:26 pm UTC (link)

It occurred to the Doctor, just for a moment, that maybe Rose shouldn't be drinking quite so much. It couldn't be good for her, could it? Humans were vulnerable to all sorts of problems when they drank in excess, weren't they? Was he, come to think of it? Or did the part of him that was still Time Lord mean he could still withstand more alcohol than any human ever born. Except Jack, but Jack was a special case.

"I miss Jack," he blurted out, all of a sudden. "Jack was funny when he had a banana."

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	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-17 11:34 pm UTC (link)
	Rose faced him quickly, throwing herself a little off kilter for a moment. Holding still until she felt safe to move again gave her the chance to think about what he said. Jack was great. He was pretty too which was a great bonus. Finishing off her drink, she raised an eyebrow at him. "Nice to know he's where your mind is right now." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

handysparehand
2011-07-17 11:44 pm UTC (link)

"Ew! Not like that!" the Doctor protested, making a face and sticking out his tongue. "How could you ... No, just no. No no no no no no no no no. Besides, he never bought me that drink. And he's all ... Jack-shaped. I don't like Jack-shaped. I like Rose-shaped. Like you. Definitely you." He let go of his drink so he could wrap both arms around her and hike her up a little higher on his lap. "You," he said slowly, exaggerating every work to make it clear, "are my absolute favorite shape in the entire universe and all the other universes that ever were or ever will be."

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	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-18 09:43 am UTC (link)
	"I thought your machine would be your favourite ship...Shape." She put on a pout, waiting for his answer. She couldn't believe they were teasing each other like this, he wasn't normally very flirty. He also wasn't normally very drunk but that could just be something he can control for all she knew. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

handysparehand
2011-07-18 02:24 pm UTC (link)

"Nooooo. You, Rose Tylere, are definitely my favorite shape. I like your shape. It's very pretty." He offered her a foolish grin, fueled by the alcohol in his system, alcohol that had built to levels that he couldn't completely detoxify if he tried. "Remember what I said in Cardiff? When you wore that little black off-the-shoulder number and before we found out there were ghosts? I said you were beautiful. Well. You look even more beautiful to these eyes than old big ears'."

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	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-18 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	"You never say that," she said with a laugh, running her thumb over his cheek then pushing her fingers through his hair. Yes he may say something nice when they were together or after some sort of intimacy but he wasn't normally the complimenting type. "I think I like it when you let your guard down and get drunk." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	handysparehand 2011-07-18 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	"I'm not drunk," he told her in solemn tones. "I'm smashed." He leaned in to inhale the scent of her and found himself nuzzling against her neck rather like she'd been doing to him a short while earlier, but without the teeth. "You smell nice," he said. "Very very nice. Like a rose." He giggled, actually giggled, at his own horrible pun. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

blaidd_drwg_
2011-07-18 04:06 pm UTC (link)

She laughed loudly at what he said, her arms firmly around his shoulders and yet she still nearly fell. It reminded her, at the back of her head, of the days when she was having that whatever it was with Sirius. They'd get smashed together and not care about each others personal space. Now they, well, still did the same minus the drunken snogs. Her neck tilted when he moved to it, making a soft sigh as he did so.

"That is awful," she said at his joke before laughing with him. "You just giggled like a bloody girl!"

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	handysparehand 2011-07-18 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	"Did not," he protested, nose still burried in her hair. "I giggled like a Time Lord. I'm very Time Lord, me. Very dignified. And you still smell like roses." He hugged her and started kissing his way down the line of her throat. "S'nice. I like this." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-18 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	"Baby girl," she teased before her tease turned into a gasp. She really liked him this loose, especially when she was smashed too. She wasn't as ashamed as she would be sober about practically going into foreplay in a busy area. "Me too." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	handysparehand 2011-07-18 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	The Doctor continued kissing her for a little while, completely oblivious to the people around them. His heart was pounding in his chest, and his body was doing all sorts of very human things right about then that were very pleasant. He hmm'd in satisfaction and smiled. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-18 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	He certainly wasn't the only one smiling and Rose was glad of it. Giggling at the noises, she pulled away and brought his lips to hers. She stayed like that until she could barely breath then pulled back, running her fingers through his hair. God she loved his hair. "Let's...go a walk. Or a stumble. Whatever." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	handysparehand 2011-07-18 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	"Yeah. Yeah, let's do that." It sounded like an exceptionally good idea. A nice walk. Lovely. Now if he could just figure out how to stand up without spilling Rose ... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-18 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	"Good," she responded with a bright grin, kissing him before stumbling off his lap. She had to hold onto the chair to stay steady for a minute, her eyes on him. "Hurry up then." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	handysparehand 2011-07-18 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	"Right. Yes. Let's go." The Doctor pushed himself to his feet and looped an arm around Rose's waist as much to keep himself steady as to support her. "Lead the way Rose Tyler." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-18 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Rose laughed when he grabbed onto her, waving at her friends as they left. She really had to hold onto the Doctor hard and she didn't mind. She had missed him since that stupid not being able to see everyone thing. "Right....where are we going?" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	handysparehand 2011-07-18 10:00 pm UTC (link)
	"Whichever way you want," he decided. "Of course, we are really, horribly, terribly drunk. Might want to go home if that's the case." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-18 10:41 pm UTC (link)
	"Home sounds good. Very good." Now if she could just find where home is that would be good. Giggling a little, she dragged him toward the park. "I think we just have to...walk through here then we'll be there. I think." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	handysparehand 2011-07-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
	"'kay," he agreed, stumbling in the general direction Rose had indicated and not paying much attention at all to where his feet were going. They were actually doing quite well until he happened to run into a bush and trip over it, bringing Rose down with him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-19 11:11 pm UTC (link)
	She couldn't help it. She laughed her head off the moment they fell, simply lying there. She didn't have a care in the world right now and all she wanted to do was laugh. So she would. "You clumsy idiot." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	handysparehand 2011-07-19 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	"Oh yes," he agreed, blindly. He didn't really know what she'd said. He was too busy staring at her and thinking she was beautiful, so very beautiful, and why had he waited this long to do anything about how he felt? He was an idiot. He really was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-20 12:00 am UTC (link)
	"What you staring at?" she asked with a grin, her eyes on his. Grinning up at him, she giggled again as she waited for his answer. She couldn't help it. She just wanted to keep giggling. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	handysparehand 2011-07-20 12:06 am UTC (link)
	"You." The Doctor reached up to tuck Rose's hair back behind her ear. "You're here. You're here, and you're on top of me, and we are both completely hammered behind the bushes." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-20 12:09 am UTC (link)
	She couldn't help it. She smirked before leaning down to brush her nose against his. Well she attempted to, her coordination isn't the best when drunk and she ended up completely missing. "Are you having naughty thoughts, Doctor?" He had never wanted to do anything like this before. Places in the TARDIS, yes, but never anything like outside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	handysparehand 2011-07-20 12:10 am UTC (link)
	"There's nothing dirty about perfectly natural biological functions," he countered. This really wasn't like him at all, and he wasn't sure it was like Rose, either, but he was too drunk to care. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blaidd_drwg_ 2011-07-20 08:38 am UTC (link)
	"And you're back to not knowing the right things to say at this sort of time," she responded with a raised eyebrow. He wasn't really the best at flirty. (Reply to this) (Parent)