Sirius' arm was suddenly in danger of being wrenched from its socket as Rose grabbed him, dragging him through the crowd (Who were carrying on with the limbo with a dedication that was almost impressive) as he laughed. "Whoa. Watch it, Pisshead!"
Sirius absently held out a hand, as if just waving at her would keep her from falling as she clambered up onto the furniture.
"Oh Merlin..." He groaned and rolled his eyes, but a moment later was stood beside her. The next second a rather manic dancing urge overtook him, and there was little to do but to give in to it. In fact, it was only when 'Sex bomb' came on over the speaker, and Sirius broke into a painfully enthusiastic set of hip thrusts, that he heard a voice. Eyes a little cloudy from the drink, the animagus peered down into the face of the angry, unparty barman.
"Alright sunshine. Fun times over."
"My dear sir. You," Sirius told him, from his perch on top of the furniture. "have just got the wrong end of the stick. I was trying to keep this hysterical young woman from injuring herself, by moving her to higher ground." He wobbled a little, and the table creaked beneath them.