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george lass excels at not giving a shit ([info]andthenyoudie) wrote in [info]colligo_threads,
@ 2009-09-25 04:13:00

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WHO: George Lass and Death
WHAT: Waffles! And probably some work stuff thrown in for good measure.
WHEN: {Backdated} Not long after this.
WHERE: Small, 'greasy spoon' type of diner somewhere in the shopping district.
RATING: TBD
STATUS: In Progress

It really said something for your life, or rather afterlife, George decided as she stared up at the restaurant where she was set to meet her new boss, when you had a chat over a message board with someone claiming to be Death itself and believed them after just a few exchanges. Had this happened when she was still alive she would have laughed, called the person crazy, and gone back to her life of obscurity and underachieving.

Or, at least, she would have called them crazy and gone back to her unimportant life. The laughing... that probably would have required a bit too much effort on her part.

The point was, since dying, George had learned several valuable lessons. The first one was to always have a spare bit of cash stashed somewhere that no one else knew about. Having to work just to put food on her table and clothes on her back, while still having time to be a Reaper, really sucked.

The second was to do her job as a Reaper and not question the why of it all. She'd tried that, before, and had learned the hard way that there was just no point. She was a Reaper. Therefore, she was expected to Reap. End of story.

The third lesson - which was the important one here - was to not piss off those above her on the proverbial afterlife ladder. Rube, middle management, the boys upstairs, anyone and everyone (except for Mason and Daisy, really) were all above her in some form or fashion (well, Roxie just scared her but that wasn't the point) and unless she wanted to find herself in a whole heap of trouble or stuck Reaping something particularly nasty, she'd do well just to mind her business and let the chips fall where they may.

Unfortunately, George wasn't very good at that. She was learning, and she did know when to back down - even if she didn't always do it - but she certainly wasn't the sort to just sit down, shut up, and let people push her around. However she also wasn't the type to continue to call someone a liar when they claimed to be someone that they might very well be. Even if she had sorta kinda done that to start with, with Death.

Then again, she'd also been invited for waffles after the fact, so she figured she'd lucked out on that one. Yes, she was going to have to cut into the measly $100 she'd been given when she'd arrived, but waffles were worth it. And when the boss - the one who was in charge of, well, pretty much her entire occupation, asked for a meeting, not even George had enough gall to tell her no.

Pulling open the front door to the establishment where they were set to meet, George winced a bit as she stepped inside. Some man was sitting in a corner booth, snoring rather loudly into a plate of eggs, and there was some sort of... noise that she thought might pass for music blaring from a speaker overhead. No one even so much as glanced up when she entered. However, the food smelled good and a quick glance at the menu told her that the prices were cheap enough.

And really, who was she to judge? With a mental shrug, she made her way to the table to wait for her new boss to arrive. It wasn't Der Waffle Haus, but George supposed it would have to do.



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[info]beseeingyou
2009-10-01 03:13 am UTC (link)
Death sat down across from George and gave her a smile. She didn't look like normal people, pale the way goth people only wished they could be, with stark black hair and eyes and lips, and the eye of horus design curling below her right eye. She wore a black tanktop and black jeans, black boots and short black gloves. The only break in the monotony was the heavy silver ankh around her neck. She was pretty and she was young and, all in all, she looked nothing like what one might expect of Death.

"Hello, George," she said cheerfully. "I'm Death. You can call me Didi."

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[info]andthenyoudie
2009-10-01 03:46 am UTC (link)
George blinked when someone abruptly sat down across from her. This... was Death? Seriously? What, did you step off the cover of Gothic Weekly?

"Nice to meetcha, Didi," she replied with a smile that was as obviously fake as her tone was forced pleasant. "Wanna send me back home now? This place blows!"

And okay. Probably not the smartest thing George could say to this woman. Being. Whatever she was. But really, what did you say to Death when you met them face to face? And were already dead, of course. Because if you weren't already dead...

Actually, George wasn't sure what you were supposed to say to Death then, either. Not that she'd ever find out. Because she was dead. Had been for a while, and was clearly going to stay that way. She might've scowled at the thought, if a waitress hadn't approached and asked about her order.

"Yeah, I'll have a cup of coffee, two waffles, and a side of bacon. Extra crispy." And maybe a smile to go with it? What is it with people in the service industry? Smile, lady. I might be the best tipping customer you get all day. Which, would be sad, really, since I don't tip worth a shit, but you don't know that. Yet.

George smiled. "Please."

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[info]beseeingyou
2009-10-01 03:56 am UTC (link)
Death just smiled cheerfully. It wasn't at all faked or forced. "Doesn't work like that, Georgie," she said pleasantly, and again not forced. "This is where you're assigned. And it's really not so bad. It's actually fairly entertaining." She was unbothered by George's tone and lack of enthusiasm. The girl just needed to settle in. She smiled at the waitress, and let George order first before speaking.

"I'll have the same," she said cheerfully, "please." Poor woman didn't have long left anyway. She could always tell. She watched her go, then turned her attention back to her newest reaper. "Now, George," she said with a smile, "how are you settling in?"

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[info]andthenyoudie
2009-10-01 04:03 am UTC (link)
"I'm not," came George's flat-toned response. Enough with the pleasantries crap. She wasn't happy about this and wasn't going to pretend otherwise. "I have a hundred bucks to my name, have to find a new job, have been reassigned to this crap town for this job, and don't know anyone." She exhaled sharply as she finished speaking, flopping back into the booth upon which she sat and crossing her arms in what could easily pass for a huff.

After a second, she peered up from where she'd been staring at the table and met Death's gaze. You want to play by the rules? Fine. Let's see if your rules hold up to a little thing known as logic.

"So," she tried for a more even tone, appearing to snap out of her funk as she sat up straight and eyed the being sitting across from her. "This place looks pretty big. And I'm just one little, practically brand new, Reaper. How am I supposed to handle all of the Reaps in this place on my lonesome? Shouldn't, I don't know, other Reapers be here with me?" Like Mason. Roxie. Hell, I'll even settle for Daisy at this point.

"And if no others were assigned here," she went on without missing a beat, "isn't it possible that this has all just been some big, cosmic fuck-up and I should really be back in Seattle?" Otherwise known as the land of normalcy, in comparison to this wack-a-palooza?

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[info]beseeingyou
2009-10-01 04:39 am UTC (link)
Death cocked her head to the side. "I'm sorry you're unhappy," she said, "but that's just how things are." She shrugged. "But you sort of seem to enjoy not being happy, so I'm not going to step on that. You're assigned here. That's how it is. I can show you all the paperwork if you like." She was cheery, but she also didn't put up with bullshit. And George was being rather belligerent.

"I'm here," she said, "so there don't need to be as many. I can be everywhere at once. With every person who dies. I just choose to have help. And there will be more Reapers as time goes on, but it's just you for now. Besides, we don't reap a good number of the deaths here. No point, when they're going to be brought back to life rather quickly." She smiled again. "There are no fuck ups when it comes to things like this, Georgie. This is where you're meant to be. Complaining really won't change your assignment. But cheer up. The waffles are good, I have post-its, and breakfast is my treat."

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[info]andthenyoudie
2009-10-02 01:46 am UTC (link)
George's jaw dropped a bit at the initial comment. "I enjoy being happy!" she objected, then paused and considered. "Well, okay. I may not enjoy being happy, but I don't enjoy being miserable. I just-" She stopped, sighing. Obviously, what she thought didn't matter much in all of this. Which was, all things considered, par for the course.

I wonder if Rube realizes just how much he acts like Death. All business, no fun, and... wait. Did she just say she was going to pay for breakfast? George blinked, blinked again, and then couldn't help it.

She smiled.

At least, slightly.

Then her mind translated the rest of what was said and she sighed heavily. Post-its. Oh, joy. Eying Death for a long moment, she took another sip of her coffee before asking in a tone that was much less surly than before, "So... does breakfast include dessert?"

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