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Tweak says, "TINKERBELL'S PANTIES"

Claire Bennet (x_clairebear_x) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-07-01 14:24:00

Entry tags:

claire winchester, james t. kirk (xi), noah bennet

Sometimes I wonder if my life would make a good movie-of-the-week that you see on TV. Then I realize that there's probably not a channel around that would ~~touch the dysfunction with a ten foot pole~~ do it justice anyway.

[Dad]
Peter told me what happened.

You okay? ~~You're not going to kill Nathan back or anything, right?~~
[/Dad]

[Nathan]
So. Hi.

Anything you'd like to tell me? ~~This is your only chance.~~
[/Nathan]

[Priestly]
I have a question. It's probably going to seem a little out there, but just humor me, please?

Have you ever been camping?
[/Priestly]

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	Claire chosemanypaths 2009-07-01 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	. . . Like what, exactly? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Nathan x_clairebear_x 2009-07-01 06:35 pm UTC (link)
	~~Alcohol was involved so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt just this once.~~ Well, why don't we start with you telling me just how much you remember from last night? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Claire. chosemanypaths 2009-07-01 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Last night . . . I remember going to get a drink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nathan x_clairebear_x 2009-07-01 06:41 pm UTC (link)
	That's it? Really? Because you were at nineteen drinks when you posted to the message boards. And I'm not sure exactly how many you were at when you killed my Dad but I'm thinking you were well into the twenties by then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Claire chosemanypaths 2009-07-01 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	I remember waking up with a pounding headache. Which is still there. . . . What? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Nathan x_clairebear_x 2009-07-01 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	I think that much alcohol would give just about anybody a headache. ~~Except for me. And Adam. And Gabriel.~~ You're lucky you didn't get alcohol poisoning. You apparently grabbed my Dad and flew into the air after he showed up at wherever you were at, and then you dropped him. He died. Fortunately, Adam fixed him. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	exustio 2009-07-01 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	They'd get the details all wrong and you'd get no royalties. Go for the autobiography. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	x_clairebear_x 2009-07-01 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	True. They'd probably have me played by some dark haired middle aged woman or something, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	exustio 2009-07-01 06:47 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. The only thing recognizeable would be your name and that would probably have some funky Hollywood spelling to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	x_clairebear_x 2009-07-01 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	I'm sure. They'd give my last name two T's and probably an E, just for good measure or something. And no way would they ever get the place I grew up right, either. I swear. There's creative license and then there's whatever it is they do during movies like that to make it as far from the real story as possible. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Clairebear. thecompanyman 2009-07-01 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	I'm alright. Got some sleep at Claude's. I was going to tell you, but I wanted to wait and see if Nathan did first. He deserved a chance to explain himself. I'm going to be staying with Claude, at least for a while. Abby's gone and he needs someone to keep him from turning back into a hermit. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Dad x_clairebear_x 2009-07-01 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	According to him, he remembers going to get a drink. That's it. I'm honestly not even sure if he could explain something like this if he did remember, though. Okay. ~~You're sure you're okay, right?~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Claire tipmeordie 2009-07-01 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I have, actually. It's been a long time though. Wanna go or something? (Reply to this) (Thread)

Priestly

x_clairebear_x
2009-07-01 11:07 pm UTC (link)

I'm thinking about it. Something just came up and I need to help look for someone that's gone missing. Which, if you want to come with me, I certainly wouldn't complain. If you don't have anything else planned, of course.

But as far as camping goes... I'd like to kinda get away for a while and since we can't leave the city and getting a hotel room seems like a pretty big waste of money ~~and way too much temptation~~ I was thinking that camping in those woods on the edge of the city might be fun? Or at least something new to do.

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	Claire tipmeordie 2009-07-01 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	Pfft. Like I'd turn down getting to spend time with you. But yeah, that sounds good to me, babe. It wouldn't be that hard to track down a tent and a couple sleeping bags. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Priestly x_clairebear_x 2009-07-01 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, you never know. You could be working, or have found somebody else you'd rather spend time with. ~~Which would really suck and maybe I should just stop typing now.~~ Okay. We can talk about it some more while we're looking for Gabriel. Meet me in the courtyard in about fifteen minutes? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Claire tipmeordie 2009-07-01 11:31 pm UTC (link)
	Not working today and, remember how I told you that I loved you? Yeah, still mean it. Alright. Just gotta pull my boots on then I'm out the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Priestly x_clairebear_x 2009-07-02 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Good. I mean, I didn't think you were lying, but it's good to know that you're still not tired of me, or sick of my annoyingly abnormal life or... something. ~~Stop. Typing. Claire.~~ And I totally love you too. I'm just figuring out what area of the city we're covering and then I'll meet you there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Claire tipmeordie 2009-07-02 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Not yet, I'm not. And good. Alright, I'll be waiting. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thousandcases 2009-07-01 10:33 pm UTC (link)
	A movie-of-the-week? Why on earth would you want something like that? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	x_clairebear_x 2009-07-01 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	I never said I wanted something like that. Just that I was curious if my life would make a good one or not. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	buckleup 2009-07-02 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Been known to happen. Might make a better TV series with some movies to follow. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	x_clairebear_x 2009-07-03 12:53 am UTC (link)
	~~Jokes. I shoot the guy and he's got jokes.~~ Doubtful. The viewers would probably get so confused about halfway through the series they'd just stop watching. [Captain Kirk] And, um, sorry about that whole shooting... thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buckleup 2009-07-03 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	Or maybe it's the confusion that keeps their attention and makes them hold out for more. They gotta know how it ends, after all. [ claire ] Don't worry about it, kid. My own fault. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	x_clairebear_x 2009-07-04 03:46 am UTC (link)
	True. That might hold their interest. There are times even I have a hard time keeping up with what's what. [Captain Kirk] Please don't call me kid. I'm not that young. And it really wasn't your fault. It was mine. I just... I wasn't thinking. At all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Claire. buckleup 2009-07-04 03:51 am UTC (link)
	Alright -- just Claire, then. That work? I'm the one who didn't have enough sense to pull out a tricorder and run a scan or two first. My mistake for thinking ~~copperfield~~ Gabriel was Spock and getting in the way of something I wasn't a part of. Don't dwell on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Captain Kirk x_clairebear_x 2009-07-04 03:55 am UTC (link)
	That's my name. ... okay, good point. That was kind of dumb. I guess we can both take sorta blame for it, then. Oh, and you should probably know. Gabriel... may not be Gabriel anymore. He might have gone back to being Sylar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Claire. buckleup 2009-07-04 04:22 am UTC (link)
	I can be kind of dumb sometimes. That would be a prime example of my tendency toward stupidity. Who or what is Sylar, anyway? That's what you called him before. He calls himself Gabriel, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Captain Kirk

x_clairebear_x
2009-07-04 04:32 am UTC (link)

Looks like we have something in common, at least.

Sylar is the name Gabriel Gray chose when he stopped being Gabriel Gray and started... well...

Okay. I don't know how much you know or don't know, but I guess if you don't know you will soon enough. Some of us - especially people from my reality - we have abilities. Gabriel's original ability was ~~crap, what's the word?~~ well, basically, he knows how things work. Including people. And in the cases of people with abilities, he knows how those abilities work. If he takes a peek at their brains.

So at some point, and I'm not exactly sure why or how, he started killing people and taking their abilities. Then he turned psychotic. He got power hungry, I guess, and went on this big killing spree. He stole a bunch of abilities and, once he took mine, he became pretty much unstoppable. And still is, as far as I know.

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	Claire. buckleup 2009-07-04 08:18 am UTC (link)
	Like...opening their heads up and looking at the actual brain? He showed me a few of them. Freezing, alchemy, this weird melting thing... He stole all of those? What's yours? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Captain Kirk x_clairebear_x 2009-07-04 10:24 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. I thought for the longest time that he ate them or something. Which apparently he found disgusting, but the thought of slicing off a skull and poking around inside is perfectly fine with him. As far as I know, yes. He definitely stole mine. Rapid cell regeneration. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Claire. buckleup 2009-07-04 11:02 am UTC (link)
	~~gabriel = copperfield / sylar = rob zombie~~ You heal? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Captain Kirk x_clairebear_x 2009-07-04 11:15 am UTC (link)
	I heal from pretty much any injury that you can think of. I've been stabbed, shot, burnt, had body parts cut off, fallen from all sorts of heights, and like I said I even had the top of my head sliced off and someone poke around inside my brain and I've just healed right back up again. I also don't age. (Reply to this) (Parent)