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Tweak says, "Ladybird"

Severus T. Snape (snark_master) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2009-10-23 09:07:00

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scorpius malfoy

Filtered from Lily Potter
Regulus, I am going to be gone for a while - do not touch my stuff, when I get back nothing better be singing love laments or pink hair will be the least of your worries.

Jennifer, if I say 'safeword' you say...?

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	ieatboys 2009-10-23 03:28 pm UTC (link)
	I say I'm very, very interested. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	You come up with a brilliant word and I might consider the possible usages. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-23 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	Potions. I did a little research. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	Flatter almost never gets someone anywhere with me, however, in this instance I will make an exception. Your word choice is brilliant, you can now name the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-23 03:34 pm UTC (link)
	I'm ready whenever you are. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 03:36 pm UTC (link)
	At the risk of sounding overtly feminine, give me a few more ... er... hours. Tequila is never a good friend in the morning - bright lights deaden all skill at this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-23 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	Drinking this early? I'm impressed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	Early this morning or late last night, however you want to define it - either way the headache is only slightly more bearable if I remain absolutely still. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-23 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	Well, when you're feeling better, you can let me know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, hey, not so fast, we have some logistic to work out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-23 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Oh no, not logistics. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 03:56 pm UTC (link)
	I, in no way, want my soul bound by you or anything of that nature - that is all - and there will be no animals, got it? I need clear boundaries and adherence to such. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-23 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think soul-binding is possible. And animals? Please, I'm not a freak. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	It is better to clear the air on such subjects before they pop at awkward moments. This would have been much more awkward after you pulled out the alligator... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-23 04:03 pm UTC (link)
	A crocodile, maybe, but no alligators. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, I can see how a crocodile would be more awkward to discuss than an alligator. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-23 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	It's just one of those things. So, anymore logistics? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	I would like to live through this experience, and maybe even a few days beyond. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-23 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't we already clear this a long time ago? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	We have discussed this - and my answer is still the same: trust issues. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-23 04:13 pm UTC (link)
	We wouldn't even be talking about this if you didn't trust me at least a little already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Point, you win this time Jennifer, you win this time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-23 04:16 pm UTC (link)
	I usually do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-23 11:28 pm UTC (link)
	I think the headache is gone... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-24 02:56 am UTC (link)
	Is it now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-24 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Yes, very much so. I can do all sorts of things pain free, like sitting. Which is where you come in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-24 03:36 am UTC (link)
	Well, I hope you want to do more than just sit... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-24 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Hmmm... perhaps, maybe something involving other kinds of pain. Do you need me to buy you dinner first? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ieatboys 2009-10-24 03:50 am UTC (link)
	I never thought you were that kind of guy. Color me pleasantly surprised. You don't need to, no. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-24 04:05 am UTC (link)
	I will even let you be the dom this time. Shut up and meet me at [this restaurant]. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oncedeath 2009-10-24 12:03 am UTC (link)
	Whatever you say, mate. ~~Some bloody kinky stuff going on here~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-24 12:07 am UTC (link)
	... that is so not reassuring... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oncedeath 2009-10-24 02:30 pm UTC (link)
	Just keeping you on your toes. Besides, I figure the less I know about what's going on, the better. ~~Don't want to have to bleach my brain~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-24 03:22 pm UTC (link)
	I need no on toe keeping. And what is that supposed to mean? There is nothing in my possession that could be deemed questionable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oncedeath 2009-10-24 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	You're rollicking with that succubus thing. The very thing you warned me not to do. And personally, I really don't need to think about what's going on there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Reg snark_master 2009-10-24 03:31 pm UTC (link)
	... that makes so much more sense now - that was a subject change I did not catch. Also, keep the succubus knowledge on the down low - she doesn't want anyone to know. By the way she won't kill you, I've made a deal with her, so your safe, mate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sev oncedeath 2009-10-24 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, good. I won't die again. Perfect. And you, mate? What's she going to do with you? No need for details, by the way. But come on. You're being bloody stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Reg snark_master 2009-10-24 03:41 pm UTC (link)
	Being bloody stupid? Most definitely - it is the point of indulging is self-destructive tendencies. She might kill me, very possible, but even as I type this I am wholly unconcerned about that more than likely outcome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sev oncedeath 2009-10-24 03:51 pm UTC (link)
	I never thought I'd be the one having to smack some common sense into you. It was supposed to be the other way 'round. What could have possibly happened that was so bad? After all, if you die, then I'll be stuck here alone with a bunch of Dumbledore arse kissers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Reg snark_master 2009-10-24 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	... You thought I was a responsible, mature role model? I am touched, Reg. But... at the same time, I am hurt, I've kiss much Dumbledore arse - in a totally none sexual kind of way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Sev oncedeath 2009-10-24 05:38 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, but not in the loathsomely bright and cheerful way that most of them have. For the love of Merlin, man, I'll be stuck here alone with my brother if you die. And as far as you being a role model, hardly. Just less bloody stupid than me. At least, until now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Reg snark_master 2009-10-24 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	You argue a very compelling point, the thought of being stuck anywhere, alone, with your brother is just horrific. Just this once I will try my hardest not to die - I will make no promise for the future. I think it is arguable who is more stupid, me or you - I have quite the list of stupid moves to my name. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	betterthanmost 2009-10-24 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	Have fun. :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	snark_master 2009-10-24 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	... Thanks~~? ... I think~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	betterthanmost 2009-10-24 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome.. I've been having a bit of fun myself lately. (Reply to this) (Parent)