That's my name, don't wear it out! And incomprehensible, no, it's logic, you've just got to read a little more careful. It's good mental exercise! As for where we are, it's called Colligo and its the kind of place where demons and childhood heros hang out together. Which is pretty cool, to be honest.
Yes, just how long wasn't I gone for? Because I left just after Alpha did his thing and then I was here, and then I was gone, and it was generally good fun all around. So when are you from, then?
Also, are you sure</i> there was no apocalypse? No world ending events you just forgot to mention?