We've already been through a zombie invasion once before, in this city. I think I speak for all of the survivors of that when I say that we totally agree we would rather deal with anything else but this yet again.
Also, I hope your shipment of Colombian coffee was spared the ant invasion. If not, I might know of someone who could help restore it, if you'd like. It really just depends on how keen he is to doing me a favor. As coffee isn't really his thing, since it isn't chocolate.