So, you know the snowman who narrates Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? Well I just met him on my way home from the station. Yeah, I know what you're all thinking, "Roy Harper, when you say station do you really mean bar?" And I wouldn't blame you, because sure, I like going to the bars, but this time I was completely sober. Scouts honor. I've been sitting here in my apartment since I got back trying to figure out if this is really cool or extremely bizarre even for Colligo standards.