( TEXT MESSAGES TO AVENGERS + PETER & KITTY ) So apparently today was my birthday. Except for those of you that I've only known for the past three days or so, you're all terrible friends for not noticing. But you get a pass, because I didn't either.
( sent immediately after ) I'm going to go see what the roadhouse has to offer. Locals drink free. You're all coming.
( sent immediately after ) I hear they make birthday cake flavored vodka now, so obviously we're going to have to try it.
( sent immediately after ) Who's ready to make some bad decisions?