Because two fucking comments constitutes as blathering. One statement. One question back. Your delicate emotional state clearly can't handle that. So sorry you have social-emotional problems. Wait, no, actually I have no fucks to give on that topic. What I have a fucking problem about is how you talked about my fucking friend, you miserable sack of shit. No one fucking talks about my friend like that. If you want to keep going than you and I are really gonna have a fucking problem.
You know what? The more you comment the more I question if you even have a dick because you sound like you have a sandy fucking vagina. Do you need to douche? I'm sure we can find you one to get all that sand right out of there.