Yeah, dickbag, you made it our business when you posted, in a public fucking form. That means you've opened yourself up to us plebs to make comments. My friend can say whatever the fuck she wants even if it is about stupid party dresses because your dumb ass didn't bitch to yourself or obviously your girlfriend. You wanted attention. Guess what, pal, you fuckin' got it. Now fucking deal with it.
If we want to stay on this topic of bag o' dicks, I have been thinking about picking up a hobby. I can start a collection with fucking yours. I'd be happy to relieve you of what fucking ails you.