Yeah but I mean, I made up my body. I looked like a Chinese man for a while last year, too. I should be flattered if someone thinks this one is nice enough that they want to ball and chain it? That doesn't make sense. What if my brain was really, really boring? Or I had no imagination or laughed to hard at really stupid things?
That's sad. Tell her there are conditions, then. Don't settle for poor coat maintenance.