snapetoy (snapetoy) wrote in churchofsnarry, @ 2005-10-27 21:32:00 |
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At the Urging of Sister Cordelia
Original poster: venivincere
We believe in one Pairing,
the Snarry Almighty,
Exemplar of cocks and arses,
of all that fucks and is fucked.
We believe in one Harry, The Chosen One,
Younger than Snape,
eternally buggered in the Pairing,
Top from Top, Bottom from Bottom,
true Master from true Master,
buggered and spanked,
of one Being with the Snape.
Through him all snitches are sought.
For us and for our salvation
he came down from the Astronomy Tower to the dungeons.
By the power of the One True Orgasm
he became incarnate from the Redhead Lily,
and was the Boy Who Lived.
For our sake he was scarred under Voldemort,
he suffered by Albus and was neglected.
In the eleventh year he rose again
in accordance with Book I;
he ascended into Hogwarts
and was paired up with Snape.
He will come again and again in glorious fic to be judged by the Believers in Fandom,
for this Pairing will have no end.
We believe in the One True Orgasm, in Harry, the giver of head,
who proceeds from the cock of Severus.
In the Pairing they are worshiped and glorified.
He has spoken through the Snarry.
We believe in one holy Pairing in Fandom.
We acknowledge one baptism in seminal fluids.
We look for the resurrection of the cock,
and the life in the words of fen to come. Amen.
Signed, Sister Veni Maculata