snapetoy (snapetoy) wrote in churchofsnarry, @ 2005-10-28 08:40:00 |
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Welcome to the Blessed Church of Snarry.
Original poster: snapetoy
As members of this congregation of the faithful, we celebrate our belief in the One True Pairing with the recitation of the Hail Harry:
Hail Harry, full of Snape. The Sex God is with Thee. Blessed art thou, and blessed is the fruit of thy pairing, the snarry_reader. Holy pairing, mother of porn, play for us now, and in the hour of our need.
Amen.
Note that the final affirmation may be made in song, and is most suitably accompanied by cries of 'yes, yes, more, snarry, yes,' and so forth.
Recital of the Our Pairing prayer takes place daily, and may be performed in a variety of attitudes of prayer. The use of implements is acceptable.
Our Pairing, which is sheer heaven, hallowed be thy Name. Thy members come, thy kinks be done, in fandom and also in canon.
Give us this day our daily slash, and forgive us our badfics, as we forgive those who put Mary Sues in theirs. But lead us into temptation, and deliver us from het fics. For thy union IS the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, forever and ever.
Amen.
Again, the affirmation may be sung or cried as required.
The Blessing is shared by Brethren at the end in an exchange of faith:
Harry is with thee, Blessed art thou amongst men, and blessed is the fruit of thy sweaty balls.
Suitably reverent artwork of the Coming of Harry (any of the thus far 2,857,802,489,750,927,057 comings are acceptable), the Road to Damascus experience for Saint Snape, and The Mounting of the Cross by Saint Severus (please remember to keep Harry in the required cruciform position) are welcomed and appreciated in this community. Appropriately ritualistic celebrations of the Pairing in artistic or textual form are also welcome.
Submissions to this community should be made in the following format:
Author:
Title:
Rating:
Format: Art/Fic
Ritual: (note that sex upon the altar and virginsacrifice!Harry is particularly welcomed by some Members of the Faithful)
All art and all fic longer than a drabble must be put under an LJ cut.
An example of such suitably relevant artwork is The Passion of the Snape by amelia_eve
In penance for his misdeeds as a Death Eater, Snape resolves to atone for his sins. After long meditiation, he realizes that only the most severe self-punishment can bring him that far into subspace begin to compensate for the wickedness he has aided in his dark acts. Deep in his dungeon, he constructs the instrument of his own torture and humiliation and every Saturday night, he climbs up onto the cross to experience once more his shame and offer his suffering in recompense, as he meditates late into the night in the pose of crucifixion.
In addition, there is a weekly Prayer Service for the Church that expresses hope for the continued holy inspiration of the church's most blessed members, the snarry authors and artists of fandom. This community welcomes requests for prayers and representations of members at prayer.
Please pray for the High Priestess, dementordelta, that she may be blessed with the Holy Fluid and continue to prophesy for us.