dylanrafferty and sammymalone What: a random chat over aim When: today Rating: D for Dylans gutter mind Status: complete
Sexy Sam Malone (22:03:10): Whens the first game I'm allowed to go to
Sexy Sam Malone (22:03:14): for frees
dylantrafferty (22:03:54): First game of the season. I like to see a pretty face or two in the crowd.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:05:12): Good you'll get to hit your limit
dylantrafferty (22:06:07): All women are pretty so I get to see lots. Yours is just prettier than most. But for the love of all that is holy don't tell Chase I said that. Or Sam.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:07:16): Sigh you put me in a spot Dy
dylantrafferty (22:08:02): How so?
Sexy Sam Malone (22:08:22): Joke
dylantrafferty (22:08:39): I was distracted by the thought of your prettiness.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:11:06): You're forgiven
dylantrafferty (22:11:26): Phew.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:11:36): So glad you're back in Chi yet
dylantrafferty (22:11:50): So how is your little one? Have you let Sam see her yet before he drives me insane?
dylantrafferty (22:12:12): And damn skippy. I love Chicago, Chicago loves me.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:16:59): Not yet. I keep meaning to swing by or invite him but I've been getting busy lately
dylantrafferty (22:17:36): Aren't you meant to stay secluded for weeks after birth or something?
Sexy Sam Malone (22:17:52): Chicago does love you
dylantrafferty (22:19:01): No place like home Sammy.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:19:07): She's four weeks old yesterday
dylantrafferty (22:19:33): Wow. I'm still trying to picture you as a Mom.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:21:10): I know I love my home and we're moving!
Sexy Sam Malone (22:21:34): Haha just picture me and add a baby
dylantrafferty (22:21:51): A more child friendly place? And seriously its not happening
Sexy Sam Malone (22:24:35): Yeah I guess so. Its a house instead of an apartment
Sexy Sam Malone (22:24:47): You have no imagination
dylantrafferty (22:25:10): I so totally do. Ask Chase.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:26:01): I don't see it
dylantrafferty (22:26:25): Well thats because you don't have sex with me.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:26:25): Haha Chase was pissed at you the other day
Sexy Sam Malone (22:26:40): Ew no
Sexy Sam Malone (22:26:57): You're like a bro. That's gross
dylantrafferty (22:27:04): You slept with Sam and I'm the younger fitter version.
dylantrafferty (22:27:22): And yes she was but its all love and flowers at home, or at least love and sushi.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:28:16): That's Sam though he doesn't act like you
Sexy Sam Malone (22:28:24): Aww I miss sushi
dylantrafferty (22:29:10): If he did it would be plain weird since he's Mr bury my head in a pile of old stuff.
dylantrafferty (22:29:23): Have you stopped eating it since the baby?
Sexy Sam Malone (22:30:48): I can only eat certain types and I gotta be sure it doesn't have things in it
Sexy Sam Malone (22:31:16): I will be eating it again one of these days
dylantrafferty (22:32:10): I'll take your word for that.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:33:31): You should.
dylantrafferty (22:33:50): Totally. There are things I really don't want to know.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:33:52): You'll be the first to get me some
dylantrafferty (22:34:47): You tell me when you want it and I'll get it sent. Just don't expect me to join in. I really like my food cooked.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:34:59): No idea what you mean
dylantrafferty (22:35:36): Women... you're all as weird as each other.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:35:56): I am not
dylantrafferty (22:36:12): You are.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:36:53): Nope. I am normal as they come
Sexy Sam Malone (22:36:57): Just loud
dylantrafferty (22:37:12): I know, I heard, too much.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:37:28): Oh wow
Sexy Sam Malone (22:37:54): Not what I meant but you can blame your brother
dylantrafferty (22:37:59): Luckily I had music I could turn up loud.
dylantrafferty (22:38:31): Hell no he wasn't the one making the noise and please lets not talk about it. Because you, him, naked, sweaty... ARGH!!!!
Sexy Sam Malone (22:38:39): Jealousy does not suit you Dy
dylantrafferty (22:39:10): So not jealous.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:39:12): He's good at what he does is what I meant
Sexy Sam Malone (22:39:18): Lol
dylantrafferty (22:39:25): Again with the images!
Sexy Sam Malone (22:41:18): Haha
dylantrafferty (22:41:53): There are days Malone you are just wrong on levels that cannot be described.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:42:13): You brought it up
dylantrafferty (22:42:45): Oh jesus... it's not up. Nothing is up at all. Ever.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:43:36): You started it. I was just defending myself and your brother
Sexy Sam Malone (22:43:40): And see
Sexy Sam Malone (22:44:21): Your head is in nasty places
dylantrafferty (22:44:41): Its Chases fault.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:44:42): I have to make sure you don't go there again
dylantrafferty (22:45:10): Please because seriously as an almost Rafferty its wrong.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:46:11): I maintain what I said
dylantrafferty (22:46:31): So um change of subject?
Sexy Sam Malone (22:53:08): So when do I get to intro Kaelyn to you since I might s well make one big stop
dylantrafferty (22:53:47): As long as its not in the middle of a game, whenever. Let me know you're coming though.
Sexy Sam Malone (22:55:17): I will. I don't do the show up without calling thing
dylantrafferty (22:55:41): I don't see why not I'm sure you like have a key or soemthing
Sexy Sam Malone (22:56:30): Nope tossed it out when you all bailed
dylantrafferty (22:57:39): So someone could be running round with a key for my house. Goddamn I need to get the locks changed.
Sexy Sam Malone (23:03:13): I just mean I don't have it on hand anymore
Sexy Sam Malone (23:09:15): I think I put it in a box
Sexy Sam Malone (23:09:21): somewhere
dylantrafferty (23:16:59): Well thats not so bad. Giving a guy a heart attack
Sexy Sam Malone (23:17:38): And now that she's sleep I'm going to nap too. Later dy