River pointedly ignored Simon, responding instead to Dean with the brattiest smile ever gracing her lips. "Don't have any fortified tofu. Have to settle for eggs. Or grapes." It was then that she turned to her brother, her face suddenly very serious.
"The princess will eat the eggs. Then you can feed the prince grapes as is frequently depicted in typically inaccurate representation of ruling and slave class relationships when applied to a standard comical or simplistic plot line." She blinked, pausing for just a second. "We'll need to get you a pair of little shorts."