"Meetin' tha alpha is good! Havin' a lil pup is a good thing. Packs are close-knit and look out fer one another. Ah should know." He'd still be with his if he didn't wander off and had fallen asleep.
"Yew could always host a party and try ta flirt wit' some witches or weres. See? Better idea than a cold ol vampire, ain't it?"