"That was embarrassing?" Russ wasn't certain how that would be embarrassing. He had been starting off easy on purpose. "When I was in training camp in the army, there was this girl I was trying to impress, another trainee. We were running the obstacle course and I was fooling around and fell, landed straight on my ass in a mud pit. It got more embarrassing when she tried to help me out and the mud sucked the pants right off me. So when she pulled me out, I was standing there half naked and covered in mud."