Owls to everyone. EVERYONE. Pretend that these were sent a week ago. :]
If you are receiving this owl, either I remember you personally, you live nearby, or we went to Hogwarts together at some point. I have just returned from a years-long expedition across most of Asia and, as such, have been out of touch with anyone I've ever known.
Now that that's out of the way, I'm having a "welcome-back-to-civilization" party at a local club I've rented for the evening; I'm sure most of you have heard of Enchantings. It will be a night of loud music, decent food, and strong alcoholic beverages.
This event is being held next Monday because no one likes Mondays and people are always already busy on weekends.
Please send an owl back with your name, how many guests you might be bringing, and your favorite type of alcohol. The dress code is anything you want, with the exception of business attire. Keep work clothes at work.
Have I even told you who is sending this owl yet? No? Oh, well. I hope to see you there!