A bloke ought to think maybe I've moved on from that 14-year-old girl I was, way back when. Considering most of our shared history has to do with me beating you at Quidditch, slobbery snogs, and our mutual fondness for watching Slytherins suffer...
Oh, Merlin, Zach. Why are you owling me? My life is finally starting to come together, you know?
I'm pregnant. I'm working at Obscurus Books in the cafe, I'm the best damn waitress in all of Diagon Alley, and you'd better believe it. I'm engaged to Anthony Goldstein. Remember him? Tall, dark, smart. Two out of three of those traits are ones you don't possess.