The Pen is Mightier! (penismightier) wrote in chaotic_library, @ 2010-02-06 15:51:00 |
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[Gimli; G] Who're You Callin' Short?
Character/Series: Gimli; Lord Of The Rings
Rating: G
Notes: Written for tavisharts, theme - 'first time meeting elves'
Title: Who're You Callin' Short?
Author: yuuo
Word Count: 100
Summary: Gimli considered himself a proud dwarf.
Gimli considered himself a proud dwarf. He didn't tolerate anything that violated his dignity and dignity was something he had plenty of. So when the elves decided to get snooty with him with a joke about his size, he was less than pleased.
"Oops, I didn't see you there," one said in a sneering voice. "You being so tiny and all."
Tiny! Gimli was anything but! He had the bulk of muscle of a good, strong dwarf!
"Just remember," he growled, "your knees are at level with my ax."
The elf looked at his companion warily and passed on by.