That was smooth. Real smooth. Dear self, stop being such a dork. Just... say it or do something or something! Anything. C'mon, what's the worst she could do? Well, she could hit me with those wrenches she just bought. Now I see why Brother hasn't been on a date yet. This settles it. I've got to find him a girlfriend. I will not be suffering this alone.
And here about is when I started laughing at Al's pain.